Wow… I get to help spread $15 million in SPAM!

I must be the luckiest person in the world be singled our for such a monumental task as being able to assist this dying person with dispersing his $15 million to charity… though I’ll say the English in this particular piece of SPAM is a much better quality than most my new friend, Mr. Adada, should have gone with something a little more conservative in his charity giving- say- $2 million. The remaining $13 million I’m sure could have gone towards some other cause such as regaining the trust of his family by paying them large sums of money… I’m sure it would have help somewhat.

Here’s what my new friend Mr. Adada has to say…

Hello Friend,

I am Mr. Adada an Oil merchant in Iraq; i have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts, just recently my doctor inform me i have a few weeks to live due to the esophageal cancer. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars $15, 000, 000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. It may interest you to know that i once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.

God be with you.

Mr. Adada

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